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Taylor Swift Drops Her Panties

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Taylor Swift coyly drops her panties to her knees in the scandalous photo above.


Clearly Taylor Swift would like the moronic infidel public to think of her as a “good girl”, while still getting more poles stuffed inside of her snatch then an Auschwitz shower stall.


That is why Taylor Swift keeps having these “wardrobe malfunctions“, including this one of her panties slipping down. They allow Taylor to be seen in a sexual light without completely compromising her “good girl” image. Unfortunately for Taylor us Muslims aren’t buying it, and she will pay dearly for her crimes.

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Taylor Swift Spread Eagle Vagina Photo

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Taylor Swift appears to spread her legs to show her worn out hairless vagina in the photo above.


When will old Western whores like Taylor Swift learn that shaving their sinful vagina is not going to trick any Muslim man into believing they are of proper breeding age, because we can simply count the rings on the labia and see that it is far too old.


Taylor Swift should just accept that her fertile years passed long ago, and she will never know the joys of serving at the heel of a powerful Muslim. By trying to trick us with her bare lady box Taylor has only managed to anger us further, and hasten her inevitable stoning.

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Taylor Swift Nude S&M Picture

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Pop star and serial dater Taylor Swift appears to pose nude with a whip and black patent leather high-heeled boots in the sadomasochistic picture above.


When you’ve been with as many men as Taylor Swift has ordinary sex just doesn’t do it anymore. To get her sick kicks Taylor Swift has obviously ventured into extreme fetishes like S&M, and now can only get off when she is caused pain and humiliation.


Luckily for Taylor Swift when us Muslims get a hold of her she’ll receive more pain and humiliation then she has ever felt before, and she’ll no doubt orgasm furiously as we stone her and then urinate on her battered and bruised body.

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Taylor Swift Bends Over In Short Shorts

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Brazen harlot Taylor Swift bends over in short shorts to expose her pancake ass while in concert in the photo above.


Clearly by bending over in short shorts and showing her butt like this Taylor Swift is hoping that her fans will be worked up into an erotic frenzy, charge the stage, and violently sodomize her anus.


As if further proof was needed of Taylor’s devious backdoor desires here is yet another picture of Taylor Swift bent over at one of her sex shows with her ass obviously aching for a good hard stretching. Sickening!


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Taylor Swift Works Her Camel Toe At The Gym

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Taylor Swift leaves the gym with her swollen camel toe clinging to her tight shorts in the photo above.


Clearly Taylor Swift gave her labia quite the workout as they appear to be bulging right out of her shorts. With the amount of abuse Taylor’s lady parts (probably) take on a daily basis it is certainly not a bad idea for her to make sure that they are in tiptop shape.


Based on this picture of Taylor Swift’s camel toe it appears her genitals are extremely fit, and could probably take as much as a 45lbs dumbbell right up the snatch.

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Celebrity Mashup Videos

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Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season.


For example when I paid an Albanian merchant to “mashup some celebrities”, the videos below weren’t exactly what I had in mind. However, hopefully they can serve as a lesson on the importance of being specific when delegating a terrorist attack… especially when dealing with Albanians.


Taylor Swift Harry Styles

Taylor Swift Harry Styles



Barack Obama Nicki Minaj

Barack Obama Nicki Minaj



Hillary Clinton Steven Tyler

Hillary Clinton Steven Tyler



Michelle Obama Mike Tyson

Michelle Obama Mike Tyson



Julia Roberts Ryan Seacrest

Julia Roberts Ryan Seacrest



Justin Bieber Rachel Maddow

Justin Bieber Rachel Maddow



Katy Perry John Mayer

Katy Perry John Mayer



Kim Kardashian Chris Christie

Kim Kardashian Chris Christie



Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Cyrus



Anne Hathaway Voldemort

Anne Hathaway Voldemort



Sarah Palin Honey Boo Boo

Sarah Palin Honey Boo Boo



Tom Hanks Zooey Deschanel

Tom Hanks Zooey Deschanel

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Taylor Swift’s Shocking Oral Sex Pic

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It looks as though Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks, sucking on a hard one in the photo above.


Of course the only thing “shocking” about this photo of Taylor Swift performing oral sex on some stranger she probably just met at an Arby’s, is that she isn’t completely deep-throating his meat stick.


Yes, after spending years as an unwed woman in the heathen entertainment industry Taylor Swift’s tonsils have no doubt seen more dick than a urinal, and she has probably swallowed more seed than Oprah Winfrey at a watermelon eating contest. You’d think she’d have overcome her gag reflex by now.

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Taylor Swift Really Wet And Naked

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Taylor Swift appears to soak the ground with her lady juices while naked in the photo above.


How dare Taylor Swift squirt her vaginal excrement so close to a pool! This is a public safety hazard as someone is likely to slip in her slimy discharge and crack their head open!


This wet naked photo proves that Taylor Swift is a danger to society. If the infidel authorities do not take action to put an end to her whorish rampage soon, her cunt spit will seep down into the ground, contaminate the water supply, and infect millions with AIDS.

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Taylor Swift Topless Strip Tease

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Pop star Taylor Swift appears to give a topless strip tease in the photo above.


This is just like Taylor Swift to want to tease men by only showing her tits, and not go all the way by spreading her cheeks and gaping her ass for the camera. It is no wonder she is always getting dumped.


Of course the tease Taylor Swift will be forced to go all the way for us Muslim men when we get our hands on her… all the way to hell that is when we lapidate Taylor with extreme prejudice for this topless photo and her many other crimes against Islam.

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Taylor Swift Updress Butt Flash Video

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Pop star Taylor Swift brazenly flashes her butt while in concert in the updress video above.


Clearly Taylor Swift is a degenerate slut who thinks that if she flashes her pancake ass and scoliosis ridden back while on stage she will get a man to bend her over and take her to pound town.


What Taylor Swift doesn’t understand is that us men are not interested in her shapeless fart clapper, and that the only hole we’d want to stick it in is her mouth to keep her from singing any more of her crappy love songs.

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Taylor Swift Whimsical Nude Photo

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Taylor Swift appears to be showing off her lady flower in the whimsical nude photo above.


Though Taylor Swift would like to imagine herself as a romantic struggling against fate to find true love, the reality is that she is just a common whore who has been rode hard and put up wet one too many times.


Taylor Swift needs to get it into her syphilis-ridden brain that there is nothing magical about her shameful and sinful nude female body, and that no man is capable of loving a self-entitled twit with a severely beaten up baby box.

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Taylor Swift Has Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

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Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at The Grammys yesterday.


As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits or have slutty wardrobe malfunctions.


If CBS was serious about stopping whores like Taylor Swift from spoiling The Grammys they’d make burkas mandatory, and allow us pious Muslims to line the red carpet instead of photographers. We’d turn that carpet a darker shade of red with the blood of the infidel offenders, ensuring a Islam approved family friendly award show once and for all.

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Taylor Swift Upskirt Thong Flash Vid

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Taylor Swift once again shows why she is considered one of the most degenerate gutter skanks in the heathen entertainment industry, by bending over and flashing her thong in the upskirt video above.


It seems pretty clear that Taylor Swift arranged for this upskirt video in the hopes of luring men into sodomizing her (probably) gaping anus.


Taylor Swift will then use the encounters to write hit songs about love and loss for her next album, with tracks like “Lube Drops On My Bedspread”, “Backdoor to December”, “Tim McGraw In My Asshole”, “Lube Belongs In Me”, and “We Are Never Ever Banging My Ass Together”.

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Taylor Swift Outshined By A Goat

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As every Muslim knows, goats are far more musically talented and attractive than Taylor Swift.


That is why it comes as no surprise to see a goat completely outshine Taylor Swift in this video remix of her hit song “I Knew You Were Trouble”.


In fact it is almost worth listening to Taylor Swift screech out her horrendous verses just to get to the chorus and the beautiful melodious sounds of the majestic (and lets face it down right sexy) goat in this video.

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Taylor Swift Drops Her Panties

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Taylor Swift coyly drops her panties to her knees in the scandalous photo above.


Clearly Taylor Swift would like the moronic infidel public to think of her as a “good girl”, while still getting more poles stuffed inside of her snatch then an Auschwitz shower stall.


That is why Taylor Swift keeps having these “wardrobe malfunctions“, including this one of her panties slipping down. They allow Taylor to be seen in a sexual light without completely compromising her “good girl” image. Unfortunately for Taylor us Muslims aren’t buying it, and she will pay dearly for her crimes.

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Taylor Swift Leggy Nude Photo

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Taylor Swift appears to be showing off her famous long legs in the nude photo above.


Us Muslims do not understand what infidel men find so appealing about women with long legs. To us long legs just means that the woman will easily topple over when she is hit with the first stone.


Of course Taylor Swift quickly crumbling over in a heap is a pretty erotic image, but it is doubtful that is why the infidel men like her legs. It is more likely that Western men fantasize about Taylor Swift shoving her leg up their gaping homoqueer anuses. In which case Taylor Swift with her leg erect in this nude photo makes perfect sense.

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Selena Gomez Lesbo Birthday Celebration With Taylor Swift

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Selena Gomez celebrated her 21st birthday yesterday by having a lesbodyke fest with Taylor Swift and some of her other lesboqueer friends.


Taylor Swift posted the picture above from the festivities, showing her and Selena posing with the pagan lesbo sex goddess Ariel, who’s mermaid body symbolizes the typical lesbians’ extremely fishy smelling vagina.


If that wasn’t bad enough, instead of a birthday cake Selena Gomez served her cunt-crazed guests a plate of (I kid you not) TACOS!


Selena Gomez tacos


The foregoing of birthday cake for tacos is not only grounds to deport Selena Gomez back to Mexican, but is so ripe with lesbian symbolism that Ellen Degeneres herself called Selena’s party “really freaking gay“.

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Taylor Swift Bikini Paddleboarding Pictures

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Taylor Swift flaunts her ostrich-esque body while paddleboarding in New England in a striped bikini top and Depends adult diaper.


The province of New England has long been known for being infested with witches. Of course the best way to determine if a woman is a witch is to toss her in a body of water. If she floats then she is a witch, and if she sinks and drowns then she is cleared.


Obviously these bikini photos of Taylor Swift floating provide more than enough evidence for the people of New England to convict Taylor of the crime of witchcraft, and burn her at the stake as they would have done in the past. Let us see if New Englanders still possess the moral fortitude to carry out the sentence.

 

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Taylor Swift Flaunts Her Ass Bent Over In Short Shorts

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Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks, whoring herself out on stage by flaunting her ass while bent over in short shorts in the photo above.


Though she loves playing the innocent “good girl”, Taylor Swift continually performs brazen acts of sluttery (heroically documented on our holy Muslim celebrity site) that would make a Bangkok prostitute blush.


Taylor may be able to fool the infidel public, but us pious Muslims know a degenerate gutter skank when we see one. When Islam finishes conquering the West, Taylor Swift’s days of showing off her tight ass in shorts are over.

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The Top 10 Celebrity Social Media Photos Of The Week

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Celebrities are posting so much depravity to sites like Twitter and Instagram that it has become extremely difficult to keep track of it all, so to help here is a recap of the top 10 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.


#10 Rihanna


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Rihanna digs for crabs in her ass crack, which according to her “fry up real nice” with a little butter and some hot sauce.



#9 Diana Vickers


Diana Vickers


British television star Diana Vickers shows off her bulging meaty vagina in a bikini.



#8 Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus exposes her taut flat stomach to make Kelly Osbourne feel like a total fattie.



#7 Taylor Swift


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Taylor Swift and her “friend” pose for this cutesy black and white photo before vigorously scissoring their vaginas together.



#6 Rihanna


Rihanna


Rihanna is still searching for those ass crabs.



#5 Ariana Grande


Ariana Grande


Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande shows off her tight little ass in a bikini while being sandwiched between 2 fat Puerto Rican chicks.



#4 Nina Dobrev


Nina Dobrev


Nina Dobrev doesn’t worry about her tiny boobs popping out while doing a one-handed handstand in a bikini.



#3 Nicki Minaj


Nicki Minaj


Nicki Minaj poses topless with her horse hair weave covering her nipples because… well she is a whore.



#2 Sasha Coen


Sasha Coen


US Olympic figure skater and star of the movie “Borat”, Sasha Coen waits face down and ass up for a backdoor banging from a virile Muslim.



#1 Kendall Jenner


Kendall Jenner


Kim Kardashian’s 17-year-old half-sister and heir apparent, Kendall Jenner shows off her blossoming booty after one of her daily injections of chicken grease by mother Kris Jenner.


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